>In Soviet Russia a man worked in a baby carriage factory. When his wife got pregnant he began to sneak parts out to make a carriage at home. Every day for three months he pilfered parts. One Saturday morning his wife heard him screaming in the garage and went out to see what was wrong. He told her, “I have built and rebuilt it five times and always it is a machine gun.”

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