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    Jan Egeland [Official music video HD]

    by Ylvis

    uploaded by TVNorge

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-oemgzlEU

    Gray hair, glasses, suitcase
    Humble, clever
    Constantly working for peace
    Uganda, Congo
    And the Oslo treaty plan
    Oh my God, what a plan

    Not as famous as Gahr Støre
    Not a daddy’s boy like Jens
    But when handgrenades are flying
    There’s just one man you can trust

    When there’s war and all is hell
    Send in Jan Egeland
    The United Nations superhero man

    Mad dictator with a gun
    Send in Jan Egeland
    Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

    Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
    Clean shaved body
    Drinking his proteinshakes
    Spray-tan, skin cream
    And buttocks like he was eighteen
    He’s a peacekeeping machine

    And he stares, into the mirror
    Flexing muscles in the night
    And says “Boy, I think you’re ready
    To protect some human rights

    When there’s war and all is hell
    Bring in Jan Egeland
    The United Nations Superhero man

    He plays golf with Kofi Annan
    And looks at maps with George Cloon
    Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

    When he’s sad he goes to funerals,
    in unusually heavy rain
    Large amounts of water in his face
    But it cannot hide his pain

    He breaks down just like a homo
    And starts crying just like a girl
    But I guess you can cry and still be a man
    if your dayjob is saving the world

    When there’s war and all is hell
    Send in Jan Egeland
    He’s a macho musclepumping crying God

    If there’s one man you should trust
    It is the Janny-boy
    Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

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