2 thoughts on “Tommy Butler”

1. shinichi Post author08/04/2014 at 6:49 pm

   The Corporate B.S. Generator

   by Tommy Butler

   http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

   … or proactively engineer some bullshit of your own by practicing with words from the table below:

   adverbs	verbs
   appropriately assertively authoritatively collaboratively compellingly competently completely continually conveniently credibly distinctively dramatically dynamically efficiently energistically enthusiastically fungibly globally holisticly interactively intrinsicly monotonectally objectively phosfluorescently proactively professionally progressively quickly rapidiously seamlessly synergistically uniquely	actualize administrate aggregate architect benchmark brand build cloudify communicate conceptualize coordinate create cultivate customize deliver deploy develop dinintermediate disseminate drive embrace e-enable empower enable engage engineer enhance envisioneer evisculate evolve expedite exploit extend fabricate facilitate fashion formulate foster generate grow harness impact implement incentivize incubate initiate innovate integrate iterate leverage existing leverage other’s maintain matrix maximize mesh monetize morph myocardinate negotiate network optimize orchestrate parallel task plagiarize pontificate predominate procrastinate productivate productize promote provide access to pursue recaptiualize reconceptualize redefine re-engineer reintermediate reinvent repurpose restore revolutionize scale seize simplify strategize streamline supply syndicate synergize synthesize target transform transition underwhelm unleash utilize visualize whiteboard
   adjectives	nouns
   24/7 24/365 accurate adaptive alternative an expanded array of B2B B2C backend backward-compatible best-of-breed bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks business clicks-and-mortar client-based client-centered client-centric client-focused collaborative compelling competitive cooperative corporate cost effective covalent cross functional cross-media cross-platform cross-unit customer directed customized cutting-edge distinctive distributed diverse dynamic e-business economically sound effective efficient emerging empowered enabled end-to-end enterprise enterprise-wide equity invested error-free ethical excellent exceptional extensible extensive flexible focused frictionless front-end fully researched fully tested functional functionalized fungible future-proof global go forward goal-oriented granular high standards in high-payoff high-quality highly efficient holistic impactful inexpensive innovative installed base integrated interactive interdependent intermandated interoperable intuitive just in time leading-edge leveraged long-term high-impact low-risk high-yield magnetic maintainable market positioning market-driven mission-critical multidisciplinary multifunctional multimedia based next-generation one-to-one open-source optimal orthogonal out-of-the-box pandemic parallel performance based plug-and-play premier premium principle-centered proactive process-centric professional progressive prospective quality real-time reliable resource sucking resource maximizing resource-leveling revolutionary robust scalable seamless stand-alone standardized standards compliant state of the art sticky strategic superior sustainable synergistic tactical team building team driven technically sound timely top-line transparent turnkey ubiquitous unique user-centric user friendly value-added vertical viral virtual visionary web-enabled wireless world-class worldwide	action items alignments applications architectures bandwidth benefits best practices catalysts for change channels clouds collaboration and idea-sharing communities content convergence core competencies customer service data deliverables e-business e-commerce e-markets e-tailers e-services experiences expertise functionalities fungibility growth strategies human capital ideas imperatives infomediaries information infrastructures initiatives innovation intellectual capital interfaces internal or “organic” sources leadership leadership skills manufactured products markets materials meta-services methodologies methods of empowerment metrics mindshare models networks niches niche markets nosql opportunities “outside the box” thinking outsourcing paradigms partnerships platforms portals potentialities rocess improvements processes products quality vectors relationships resources results ROI scenarios schemas services solutions sources strategic theme areas storage supply chains synergy systems technologies technology testing procedures total linkage users value vortals web-readiness web services

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2. shinichi Post author08/04/2014 at 8:28 pm

   (sk)

   こういうバカな言葉を使って仕事をしていたかと思うと、恥ずかしくなる。

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