23 signs you’ve lived in New York City too long
- When you leave the city and a cashier smiles at you and asks how your day was, you’re like: “Excuse me?“
- Dinner = hitting up your slice place at 1 a.m.
- Nothing fills you with more rage than getting on a crowded subway car and suddenly hearing, “It’s showtime!”
- You have the same conversation with the same friends at the same bar every night.
- $12 cocktails and $20 yoga classes seem normal now.
- In the summer, you consider the wind from an approaching subway car to be “a nice breeze.”
- You’ve considered moving into your office to save on rent since you spend so much time there anyway.
- You’ve gone from not leaving Brooklyn on the weekends, to not leaving your actual neighborhood on the weekends.
- Savings account? HAHA, good one.
- You’ve Seamlessed lunch and dinner in the same day and not given a shit.
- This is sadly accurate: Your life’s like Gossip Girl, except everyone is old and poor.
- You’ve flipped off a tourist bus.
- You wear earbuds while grocery shopping.
- You’ve become immune to the hot garbage smell.
- You can swipe your Metrocard without breaking stride.
- You go to the bodega in your pajamas.
- When you visit the suburbs and try to sleep at night, the silence scares you.
- You’ve forgotten how to drive a car.
- You’ve stopped going out on Friday nights and started going out on Tuesday nights. – As long as I’m drunk, what’s the difference?
- You walk faster than most people run.
- You’ve either gotten really into cooking, or totally given up on cooking.
- You get outraged when a Duane Reade isn’t open 24 hours.
- You relish getting out of the city any chance you get… But when you return to New York, you realize you couldn’t possibly live anywhere else.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/23-signs-youve-lived-in-new-york-city-too-long