Service Inadequacies
 
Constantly

Jan 1 – Dec 31
At the Most Inconvenient Possible Times

G trains will no longer run on any schedule.
They will show up if and when we feel like it.

Exactly how am I going to be screwed by this?
･ By the time a train shows up, you’ll have forgotten where you were going.
･ Wait, why do we care care how this inconveniences you?
･ Don’t like it? Consider alternate service on the F M train.
･ PS – We’re still raising fares.

Why is this happening to me?
We don’t know. We don’t care. We could make something up for you. Track work. Signal malfunctions. Evil genetically modified orangutans loose in the tunnel. But it’s not going to change the fact that you’re not going anywhere.