Social media such as Twitter might be making kids too impatient and lacking the attention spans needed to get into the classics.
It was such a silly thing reading this 50-word review of this 4-pound book in my lap, …
I think I am part of the problem. I would say I am definitely part of the problem.
(On Lego’s) Listen, I don’t want to stifle your creativity, but that thing you built there, it looks a pile of shit.
The dog is not bored. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik’s Cube. He’s a goddamned dog.