>Kin Hubbard


  • When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
  • Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.
  • Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
  • Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
  • Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
  • Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
  • We’d all like t’vote fer th’best man, but he’s never a candidate.
  • When a fellow says, “It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,” it’s the money.
  • There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
  • There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
  • The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
  • The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
  • Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
  • Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
  • Some fellows (and dumb sexy bimbos) get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
  • It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be,

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