Did you know…

• …that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• …God is pissed off?
• …that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• …that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• …Glenn Beck cries on television because he’s a Mormon?
• …Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• …Bahais have the best bud?
• …good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• …Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• …the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• …that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• …that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?